I Am “Snoozing Man!”
HE LEAPS TALL BUILDINGS IN A SINGLE BOUND!
HE SLINGS WEBS AROUND THE CITY!
HE CAN FALL ASLEEP ALMOST ANYWHERE!
SuperPowers! Every Super Hero has them.
Superman – Spiderman – Me!
I know that my SuperPower is not as spectacular as some of the others, but my Fortress of Solitude can be just about anywhere.
It was my wife, the lovely and powerfully perceptive, Dawn, who first pointed out my SuperPower.
“Y’know, My Love, you can fall asleep almost anywhere can’t you? No matter how noisy or chaotic you can close your eyes and take a nap. John…John? Wake up!”