WELL, NOT REALLY, BUT CLOSE. I was on a mission from my wife.
Last Friday was “National Donut Day.”
We’re talking about the pastry and not the parking lot maneuver done by drunken teenagers with the family car on Saturday night.
There is a fact little known outside of Terre Haute (That’s French for “Can I have some more.”), Indiana, but we produce the best donuts this side of everyplace else.
I’m talking about “Square Donuts” here. Not round. Not triangular, and certainly not Kremed and Krispy. I know that taste is subjective, so after an extensive fact finding mission I can “Objectively” state that I am right.