I Need Protection
I CAN’T HELP IT. Deep down in the core of my being I am a nerd. I know that on my surface – what the world sees – I am this Super Cool, Hip, Macho, and Stylish Dude, but… You’re not buying this are you?
The only part of those words listed above that are true are that I am a nerd. I, unfortunately, have documentation to prove it.