Throwback Thursday from August 2015
Chainsaws And Britney Spears At 8 AM
At about 8 AM I started hearing one of our neighbors firing up a chain saw. It would whine for a minute, stop, and then start up again.
“What is he doing over there,” I mumbled to myself? “It must be important for him to start that noise this early.”
I had not had my coffee yet, so my unfueled brain began to speculate about his motives. The fact that I’ve been reading a lot of Mystery Novels lately might have played into it as well.
I finally narrowed it down to two possible motives:
- He is cutting down a tree three inches at a time.
- He is cutting up and disposing of a corpse.
What else could it be?