Julius, Claudius, And Lucky Shirley
THE IDES OF MARCH
“Beware the Ides of March
Said the Sage from on top of the Arch
But Caesar ignored him
And went to the Forum
And got stabbed right in the Gazarch”
OK, so I kinda cheated on that last line there. I was in a hurry and I didn’t think that more than 5% of the population would know what I was talking about anyway.