Down the Hall on Your Left

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Roadside Attractions

I MISS THE DAYS when any road trip involved stopping along the way to enjoy all of the wonderful Roadside Attractions. When I was a kid my Dad would pull off the road so we could “ooh” and “ahh” at the Rattlesnake Farm and the World’s Largest Ball of Twine or to stop for a snack at the café that boasted 72 flavors of ice cream.

These days there aren’t as many of those reasons to stop along the way. To find such interesting sights you have to tune into the vibes along the highway and keep your eyes peeled. That is what we’ve been doing while on the road.

With the Fourth of July we saw about 63,000 places we could buy discount fireworks. “Buy one – get three FREE!” I suspect that all of those fly-by-night fireworks merchants will turn out to be a substantial portion of the Gross National Product. They do serve a purpose I guess, but they scare me sometimes.

We stopped for lunch in a small town somewhere in Tennessee and there 

was a big red, white, and blue striped tent filled with fireworks in the parking lot. “Buy one – get 2,539 Free!” What bothered me was that, from the front door of the café, to the tent was no 

more than 20 feet. I could sit there and watch the customers in the tent examining their fireworks while smoking. One stray puff and we would all have been turned into charcoal.

There are other, less dangerous, sites along the side of the road as well. We were in eastern Tennessee, just across the state line from Georgia, when we saw a sign urging us to stop and visit a local farm where we could purchase our very own Fainting Goat. You read that right – Fainting Goats.

Fainting Goats are a small breed of goats. Cute little things that have a genetic quirk that causes them, when startled, to drop like a rock for about ten seconds. They say that it isn’t painful and doesn’t hurt the goats, but how would you like it if people kept sneaking up behind you and yelling “BOO?” It’s a good thing the goats are small or there would be some people running for their lives – once the goats got their footing again.

Along our way home we saw Fireworks and Fainting Goats, but the best attraction – anytime and anywhere – is always the people you meet.

I’m not as young as I used to be so I need to stop more often to hit the Boys Room and get something refreshing. Thankfully, there are countless gas station mini-marts all across this 

country. We pulled into one and, after seeing a man about a horse, I got myself a little something to sip on for the next two hundred miles. Ice cubes, Soda, Straw and a Plastic Lid.

When I took my 237 ounce cup of Diet Whatever up to the cashier I noticed that there was a woman, a local I assumed, who was just hanging out, chatting with the cashier – two old friends. I set down my drink and reached for my wallet when the lady friend pointed at my plastic drink cup and spoke up with a seriously deep southern drawl.

“Honey, I don’t think your lid is on too tight.”

What do you say to that? Probably not what I said.

“Well, Darlin’, people have been telling me that for years.”

It was a long drive home.

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10 thoughts on “Roadside Attractions

  1. I shouldn’t have had my nose buried in a book. I missed the whole ‘fainting goats’ thing. That would have beat the giant ball of twine any day.

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  2. The fainting goats are something else!!

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  3. 🙂 🙂 I’ve been laughing so hard I have tears running down my cheeks! Can hardly see to write this comment!! All over – ““Honey, I don’t think your lid is on too tight.” I just knew when I came to that sentence what your answer was going to be, and you didn’t disappoint me. Thanks for the Friday morning chuckle.

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  4. My dog does the same when she doesn’t want to move. Can’t budge her. Did you see Clyde Peelings Reptile Museum south of Williamsport, PA on Rte 15?

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  5. Great post. Gotta put fainting goats on my bucket list! 😀

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  6. It is scary what us southerners will do with fireworks! Hahaha I do miss my home state of Tennessee though! 😄

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