And Now – The News!
WHILE I SEE MYSELF AS A TRENDSETTER I am also the kind of guy who sometimes latches on to the latest fad. I’ve had Mood Rings, Roller Skates, a Pet Rock, and a Hula Hoop. And now I’m going along with another fun fad that is sweeping the nation. It’s in the News every day!
Allow me to present –
Today 10,000 people marched through the streets of Washington D.C. to protest that they couldn’t follow the plot of “Game of Thrones.” The Protestors chanted as they marched by the Capitol, “No more Dragons!” and “Ho, Ho. Hey, Hey. How Many Three-eyed Ravens Will You Kill Today?”
Executives at HBO promised to go easy on the Ravens and bring back more characters previously thought dead. Upon hearing that the Protestors disbanded and all went to lunch, demanding separate checks!
More Breaking News!
There is a Bill before Congress to outlaw and eradicate stupidity. No action is anticipated during this session because, predictably, no one in Congress can read it!
Even more news that is broken! This Morning in the parking lot at The Pentagon the Evening News Anchors from CNN, Fox, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, NBC, and, Nick at Nite battled each other with Golf Balls, Baseballs, Footballs, Snowballs, and Popcorn Balls. Witnesses claim that the fight was to determine which network would be first to report that there was a problem with Workplace Violence in the Parking Lot at The Pentagon. Strangely, The History Channel was declared the winner, but there was talk that they had help. Their Spokesperson said,
And now – Our Down the Hall Fake News Editorial!
“We here at ‘Down the Hall Fake News’ don’t like what they are doing. We aren’t sure what it is that they are doing, or who is actually doing it. We’re smarter and went to better schools than them anyway. Give us a few hours and we’ll make some proof. Until then, buy what we’re trying to sell you and don’t pay attention to that man behind the curtain.