I Know The Ins And Outs
“March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb.”
I think I know what that is supposed to mean – weather and all. That’s nice for March, but what about the other 11 months? Are they to just be left out in the parking lot? Not wanting them to feel neglected and unloved, I have tried to come up with potentially new old adages for each month.
March – we already know that one, so…
October “Comes in like a yard full of leaves and goes out like a serious dental problem.”
November “Comes in like a bag of leftover Halloween candy and goes out like an aging Rockette.”
December “Comes in like a Power Shopper and goes out like an overworked Credit Counselor.”
I don’t know about you, but this person jumping up and down is exhausting me. I think I’ll go take a nap until April.