FOLLOWING UP ON PREVIOUS SATURDAYS I have decided to post another piece from my catalog.
This was written as a performance piece to be done in front of a live audience.
I think it is important to stress that in the title of this piece I say “almost killed,” and not “killed.” To the best of my knowledge I have never actually killed anyone. I just tend to come close. Sometimes very close and I’ve done so five times – so far. The five nearly “dearly departed” have all shared one characteristic: they are, or to a large degree were, famous. Let me explain.